Tonight I will be relaxing with my man in beautiful Santa Barbara so I won’t be watching TV. Normally I wouldn’t care, but tonight is the premiere of one of THE best guilty pleasures in all of television:
April 1, 2013
The Real Housewives of Orange County.
Now, I have never hid the fact that I love me some real housewives, all of the cities really. But Orange County has a special place in my heart. I mean, I live in OC! Of course it’s an exaggeration of the lifestyle around here. Of course it’s fake and clearly orchestrated. Of course these broads make me feel a little ashamed of myself when I watch.
And that is what makes it so, so good.
Don’t believe me? Here are some of my favorite highlights. I mean…
It doesn’t get much better than that. Sure, the New York ladies are more sophisticated, the Beverly Hills bitches have more extravagant homes, and the New Jersey broads have the best fights, but where else can you get such gems as Jesus Jugs?!